The Inaccurate Conception

by Richard Ahsam & Geoff Saunders
produced and directed by Lisa Langston



The Staff

Celia Whibley, class teacher Fiona Collins
Octavia Dutton-Griggs, deluded head teacher Charlotte Broughton
Miss Belcher, not a nice teacher Teana Hutchinson
Miss Cusp, even worse teacher Chris Hughes
Mr Miller, grumpy teacher John Anthony
Kurt Elginbrod, hippie teacher Ashley Hambrook

The Children

Jessica Beverley Anthony
Shane Tim Bradford
Dougal Richard Scuffham
Spencer John Anthony
Michelle Charlotte Broughton
Justine Ann Jackson
Melanie Gloria  Poole
Siobhan Chris Hughes
Craig Ashley Hambrook
Narrator and Head Girl Teana Hutchinson

The Parents

Bob, Shane's Dad Richard Scuffham
Dougal's Mum Ann Jackson
Melindra, Jessica's Mum Teana Hutchinson
Spenser's Dad Tim Bradford
Spenser's Mum Gloria  Poole
Ethereal Heavenly Voice Catharine Ecob

Inaccurate Conception Cast


Stage Manager Nick Mugford
Lighting Technical and Design Patrick Markham
Sound Technical Malcolm Worth, Catharine Ecob & Ashley Hambrook
Costumes Helen Burke and the Cast
Properties Malcolm Worth, Patrick Markham and  the Cast
Set Design and Painting Ashley Hambrook, David Broughton and Lisa Langston
Set Construction David Broughton and Malcolm Worth
Choreographer Caroline Anthony
Poster Design Ashley Hambrook
Continuity Bernie Wiltowski

Inaccurate Conception - John and Beverley  Inaccurate Conception - Christine, Tim and Teana


Mrs Carol Ardron, the head teacher and the children of Market Rasen Church of England Primary School for the use of "Holly the Hedgehog"

The Children and staff of St Peter in Eastgate Church of England Infant School for their artwork and inspiration and for educating Ellie.

Bernie Wiltowski for volunteering for the job of prompt!

Dave Meen for the excellent cast photos.

Bernie and Jayne for the Last Night Party :-)

photos by Dave Meen